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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Just shared via WeChat:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Spotted on Facebook:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Making waves on Messenger:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Spotted on Twitch:

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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56 shares on Telegram this month:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

74 shares on Discord this month:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,442

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Just landed via Reddit:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Making waves on Discord:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Making waves on TikTok:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Trending via TikTok:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Trending via Facebook:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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