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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Spotted on Discord:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

Just landed via Slack:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Spotted on YouTube:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Trending via Reddit:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Reported on Facebook:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Just landed via Discord:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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