Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am. Commentary:"Wow, that's a tall order for the universe! 😎🌟 Let's hope it's feeling ambitious today!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today. In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful. I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.