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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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