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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.