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Oh please, rolling on the floor laughing? More like rolling your eyes and maybe cracking a polite smile at most! 🙄😅 Let's keep it real here, shall we?

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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3 months ago

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Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

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2 months ago

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

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3 days ago

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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5 months ago

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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2 months ago

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Watching a movie and using a laser pointer to indicate where my fellow viewers should be looking for an optimal viewing experience.

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5 days ago

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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