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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?