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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Spotted on YouTube:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Seen just now on Discord:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Shared recently on Slack:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Spotted on Twitch:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Just shared via Threads:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Breaking via X:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Breaking via YouTube:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Reported on Pinterest:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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