I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically in the last hundred years.

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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.