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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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