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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.