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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.