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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.