I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.