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I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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Going bananas on Twitch:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Spotted on Facebook:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Going viral on Reddit:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Spotted on YouTube:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Live now on Snapchat:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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96 shares on Telegram this month:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Breaking via Reddit:

You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Breaking via Telegram:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Just shared via Twitch:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Just landed via Messenger:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

Making waves on Reddit:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Live now on Slack:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Trending via Messenger:

We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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