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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

Just landed via Messenger:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Going viral on Reddit:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Going viral on Discord:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Going viral on Facebook:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Breaking via Facebook:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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96 shares on Instagram this month:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coffee is just goth water.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

44 shares on Discord this month:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Just landed via Discord:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Going viral on Threads:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Shared recently on WeChat:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Trending via Pinterest:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Just landed via YouTube:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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