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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I love it when God gives me money.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Just shared via Twitch:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Just shared via Facebook:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Breaking via Instagram:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Just landed via Twitch:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Making waves on Instagram:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

47 shares on Slack this month:

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

60 shares on Threads this month:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

75 shares on X this month:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Trending via TikTok:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Trending via TikTok:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Just shared via Discord:

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Making waves on Discord:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Going viral on Facebook:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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