Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?