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"Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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11 shares on Discord this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

77 shares on Threads this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

75 shares on Discord this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Freshly posted on X:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

Going bananas on Telegram:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Just landed via X:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Trending via Threads:

My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Going viral on Facebook:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Shared recently on Twitch:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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