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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.