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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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