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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.