I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.