I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.