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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beauty, gloss, humor, joke, knees, lip, lip gloss, self-care, used on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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