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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Making waves on Reddit:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Live now on Telegram:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Seen just now on Threads:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Just shared via Twitch:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

1 month ago

Witty quote about burnout and beauty, with a playful cosmic vibe.

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Commentary:
Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

3 weeks ago

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Twitter is an abusement park.

1 month ago

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

4 weeks ago

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

1 month ago

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

1 month ago

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

4 weeks ago

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19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

100 shares on Discord this month:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Spotted on Snapchat:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Trending via Instagram:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

Going viral on Slack:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Trending via WeChat:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Spotted on TikTok:

TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

Going viral on WeChat:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Twitter is an abusement park.

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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