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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.