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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

14 shares on Threads this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

61 shares on Discord this month:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

97 shares on Messenger this month:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

10 shares on WeChat this month:

What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

69 shares on X this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

72 shares on Facebook this month:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Going viral on Threads:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Trending via Pinterest:

When did making sense stop making sense?

Spotted on Slack:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

Just shared via Threads:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Broadcasted on X:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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