One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.