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  • It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.
  • The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”
  • Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.
  • Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.
  • “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.
  • As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.