Painted all of my red flags orange for fall. Commentary:Autumn vibes: when questionable decisions turn into seasonal decor! 🍁🎃 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts. When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags. Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags. Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.