Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.