Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Commentary:
“Oh, the mysteries of human desire! 🙈 Maybe it was just a moment of temporary insanity… 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that having fun could be so awkward? 😅”

, , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes →
Follow us on X →
Follow us on Facebook →
Follow us on Pinterest →

Advertisement

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the classic Dad move – preparing your kids for the real world by honing their ability to handle online trolls. 🤣👨‍👧‍👦💻 Because let’s face it, if they can handle Dad’s banter, they can handle anything!”

  • At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

    Commentary:
    “Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who’s up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals”

  • People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

    Commentary:
    “Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart 🤔 After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! 😈 #HearSatanOut”

  • How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

    Commentary:
    Oh, the eternal question that plagues the minds of bros worldwide! 🤔💪 It’s like thinking that wearing a chef’s hat will make you a master chef in seconds! 😂 Don’t worry, folks, it’s all about the magical transformation that will happen… eventually! Keep flexing those shirt sleeves and dream big! 💪👕 #MuscleShirtMagic

  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

    Commentary:
    Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don’t forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

  • Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an “off day” than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we’d reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles