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You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Trending via Slack:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Just landed via Slack:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

Trending via YouTube:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Going viral on X:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Going viral on YouTube:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Just landed via Discord:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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68 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

97 shares on Threads this month:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Just landed via TikTok:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Live now on WeChat:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Going viral on Reddit:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Trending via Instagram:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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