When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Funny Quotes September 18, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’ I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other. I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle. Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.