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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

98 shares on Discord this month:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

A Monday every week is excessive.

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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