When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! ๐บ๐ Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency ๐๐ถ #FastLaneBeats" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Jeez. Itโs like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before. Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like โyour top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.โ I want a president who promises no jobs. I donโt want to have a job. When Iโm president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm. When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.