When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿš— Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽถ #FastLaneBeats"