When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit. Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’ I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other. I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle. Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.