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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

I donโ€™t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has bookmarked:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has shared:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

Normalize saying, โ€œJust as the oracle foretold,โ€ when things go your way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has shared:

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while youโ€™re breathing down my neck.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Shared recently on Discord:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

Trending via Reddit:

My middle finger salutes you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Going viral on Facebook:

For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

Women will be like โ€œI know a spot,โ€ and then take you directly to hell.

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52 shares on Discord this month:

So my wife goes, “It’s not you โ€” it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Outlook just asked me if Iโ€™m โ€œenjoyingโ€ Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

98 shares on X this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because โ€œitโ€™s your first marriageโ€ is not the right thing to say.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesnโ€™t recognize me without my glasses on either.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Heeโ€™s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but itโ€™s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

Iโ€™m feeling sexy today. Youโ€™ve been warned.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Every time I turn around, itโ€™s Monday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

If you havenโ€™t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You donโ€™t know what youโ€™re missing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น has downloaded:

A foghorn but for people who canโ€™t see through their own bullshit.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on Telegram:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Trending via X:

โ€œGirls just want to have fun!โ€ No, I want one million dollars cash.

Spotted on TikTok:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because itโ€™s way more embarrassing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Shared recently on Discord:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Spotted on TikTok:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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