Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit t… Commentary:"Your fashion faux pas is as uneven as your hoodie strings! Get it together, fashion police are on patrol! 🚨🧥👮♂️ #FashionFail" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven. I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even. Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie. I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven. I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.
