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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.