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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.