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Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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