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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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