According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.