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Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.