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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.