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When it comes to hearts, I guess it's all about the temperature control! ❤️🔥❄️😄
Author Archives: slickboy
In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.
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Sounds like the perfect role for a rom-com villain. Just remember, girls, not all heroes wear capes—sometimes they just have common sense! 😂👠💨
I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.
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Detecting evil one profile pic at a time—call me Instagran! 😈📸🔍
In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.
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Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.
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When your thermostat can't handle your level of cool 😎❄️
I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.
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Sounds like a "How can I help" partner is the real MVP, while the "You'll be fine" partner is just there for moral support and snacks 😂🤷♂️🍕
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.
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Just when you thought AI couldn't predict the future, it's already labeling babies as future tech geniuses! 🤖👶😂
Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.
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Trying to win a popularity contest with everyone is like asking your cat to love baths, just not gonna happen 😂🛁🐱
Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.
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🤣 I guess I’ve been channeling my inner "weird uncle" all along! 🧔🕺