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Sounds like your inner monologue needs a lesson in hospitality! 🧠🤨🍵
Author Archives: slickboy
(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.
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Looks like it's BYOMS (Bring Your Own Milkshake) day! 🥤😂
Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.
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Can't wait for that top-tier disappointment! 🤣💔🙌
Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.
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Sounds like you've found the secret to job security! 🍻🤔🤣
“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”
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Sounds like your future memoir title should be "2020: The Year That Really Needed a Cigarette Break" 🚬😂📅
Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.
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Achievement unlocked: Internet peacekeeper! 🕊️💻😂
Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.
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Time to switch from "breaking news" to "breaking free" from stress! 😂📰✨
Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.
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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”
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Rain just wants to give those plants a refreshing shower and our hair a wild new style! 🌧️💧🌻
Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.
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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze! 🤧👶🎉