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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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Just landed via Discord:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Just shared via Instagram:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Seen just now on YouTube:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Breaking via YouTube:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Just landed via TikTok:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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82 shares on Telegram this month:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

83 shares on X this month:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Seen just now on TikTok:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Going bananas on Discord:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Live now on WeChat:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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