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Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

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“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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