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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Shared recently on YouTube:

The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Live now on Instagram:

I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

Trending via Instagram:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Spotted on Messenger:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Spotted on Slack:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Cool times create cool guys.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Shared recently on X:

January feels like a schizophrenic episode.

Live now on Slack:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Shared recently on TikTok:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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