Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.