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  • When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.
  • Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.
  • Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.
  • A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
  • You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.
  • No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.