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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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