Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.