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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Going viral on Facebook:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Just landed via Facebook:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Just landed via TikTok:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

34 shares on Discord this month:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

My lips could use some attention today.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You wish you had this many chins.

Spotted on YouTube:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Trending via Messenger:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Making waves on YouTube:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Going viral on Twitch:

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Just shared via Telegram:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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