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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦‍♂️❤️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breathing, change, couple, everyone, everything, familiarity, humor, humor about love, long-term, loud, love, marriage, oh, relationship, too on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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