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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just shared via Telegram:

The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Just shared via Threads:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Spotted on Reddit:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Trending via Twitch:

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Seen just now on X:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Just landed via TikTok:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Just shared via Slack:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on Slack this month:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

67 shares on X this month:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

35 shares on Twitch this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

62 shares on X this month:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

18 shares on Threads this month:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

Spotted on YouTube:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Breaking via Reddit:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Spotted on Instagram:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Just shared via Reddit:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Just landed via YouTube:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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