Funny 6am quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to learn about karma the hard way – waking up at dawn on a holiday! Who knew the universe had such a twisted sense of humor when it comes to work schedules? It seems like karma's alarm clock is set to "early bird gets the regret."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bin men are trash-talking you, literally! 😂🗑️ Maybe it's time to stage a protest from inside the bin – show them who's boss! 💪💤"

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