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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Going viral on TikTok:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just shared via Messenger:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Trending via Discord:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Freshly posted on X:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Funny 9pm quotes

Funny 9pm quotes are the perfect way to spice up your evening vibe 🌙✨ Whether you’re winding down or just getting started on some late-night laughs 😂🍿, these witty gems will have you chuckling before bedtime. Ready to turn that 9pm slump into a comedy show? Let’s dive into some hilarious moments that make the night way more entertaining 🎉🌟!

New funny 9pm quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
"Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Commentary:
"Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"
6 months ago
Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Commentary:
"Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Commentary:
"Go with the flow they said 🌊… until it's past 9 pm 🌙 or there's parallel parking involved 🚗. Then suddenly I'm the captain of Team Resistance! ⛔ Who knew our 'flow' had a curfew and parking issues? 😅 #FlowIssues #ParkingNightmares"
6 months ago
Share →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Commentary:
"Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Trending via Telegram:

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Making waves on Twitch:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Making waves on X:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Making waves on WeChat:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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