Funny 9pm quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to adulthood, where 9pm feels like midnight and midnight feels like a distant memory. 🌜⏰😴 Who needs late nights when you can have early bedtimes, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Santa when we've got a bedtime so strict even he can't keep up? 🎅🕘 #SantaVsTheCurfew"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

  Commentary:
  "Go with the flow they said 🌊… until it's past 9 pm 🌙 or there's parallel parking involved 🚗. Then suddenly I'm the captain of Team Resistance! ⛔ Who knew our 'flow' had a curfew and parking issues? 😅 #FlowIssues #ParkingNightmares"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"

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