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Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

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I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

3 weeks ago

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

1 month ago

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

1 month ago

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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You’re my least favourite notification.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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People should come with warning labels.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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I march to the beat of my own dumb.

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Funny Adele quotes

New funny Adele quotes 👇

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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