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I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Funny adjustment quotes bring a smile when life throws curveballs 😄🔄 Whether it’s adapting to new routines or unexpected changes, a little humor goes a long way! 😂✨ Get ready to lighten the mood and embrace those twists with laughter and wit. Because sometimes, the best way to handle adjustments is with a good chuckle and a fresh perspective! 🎉🤪 #StayPositive #KeepLaughing

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Live now on WeChat:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

Trending via Reddit:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Breaking via TikTok:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Reported on Slack:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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