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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I wanna be a jellyfishβ€” no heart, no brain, no feelings, no painβ€” just blub blub blub.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

83 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

73 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Live now on WhatsApp:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

Freshly posted on Slack:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Breaking via TikTok:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Making waves on Discord:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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Start every meeting with, β€œLet’s just agree to disagree.”

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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