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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

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Our pronunciation of the word โ€œcolonelโ€ does feel like group psychosis.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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The lion canโ€™t keep living like this.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because weโ€™re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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When I was a kid, we werenโ€™t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldnโ€™t reach.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. Itโ€™s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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Nothing says โ€œnot interestedโ€ quite like a Restraining Order.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Missed garbage day today, if youโ€™re looking for a bad boy that doesnโ€™t play by the rules.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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Iโ€™ve noticed the best way to get somebodyโ€™s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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