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Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,250

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Breaking via YouTube:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Just landed via Slack:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on Slack this month:

Before we become friends, could you please sign this NDA.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

14 shares on X this month:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,642

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Trending via Instagram:

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Spotted on Telegram:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Just landed via Instagram:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Trending via YouTube:

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

Freshly posted on X:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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