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Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,277

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Just shared via Reddit:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

Making waves on Discord:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Going bananas on Messenger:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

56 shares on X this month:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

30 shares on X this month:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,266

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Trending via YouTube:

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Trending via Facebook:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Spotted on Instagram:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Going viral on Telegram:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

Spotted on Pinterest:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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