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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Just shared via Discord:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Seen just now on Reddit:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Spotted on Instagram:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard
6 months ago
Share →: Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Commentary:
"Who needs chords when you have passion and air guitar skills instead? 🎸😂 Keep rocking with your three-chord wonders and let the music do the talking! 🎶🤘"

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Breaking via Reddit:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Going viral on Slack:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Live now on Messenger:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Going viral on Facebook:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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