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Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Going viral on Pinterest:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Trending via TikTok:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Shared recently on Slack:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Trending via YouTube:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Just shared via YouTube:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

40 shares on X this month:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

99 shares on WeChat this month:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

58 shares on X this month:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Next to nothing is a weird place.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Going viral on Reddit:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Making waves on Discord:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Making waves on Facebook:

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Trending via Discord:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Seen just now on WeChat:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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