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Sounds like I've got a hot date with my couch and a bag of chips! 🛋️🍟
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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.
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When a series drops a banger, my remote goes missing because I'm too busy dancing! 💃🎶😂
The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.
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When every day feels like a Monday, even the calendar is begging for a nap 😴📅#MondayMadness
My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.
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Just when I hit the sleep lottery, my alarm decides to call in the morning wake-up police 🚨⏰😂
In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.
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When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans 😂🍼
Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.
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I'm all in for this emotional rollercoaster of optimism and pessimism! 🎢😅🤞
I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.
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Sounds like the career equivalent of dropping the mic and strutting out of life's talent show! 😂🎤🕺
Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.
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Showering and diving into bed: the ultimate power couple of relaxation! 🚿💤❤️