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The peace of not knowing.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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