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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Reported on X:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Just landed via Messenger:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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