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Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Funny break time quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of laughter 😂 and a burst of energy ⚡️ to your workday! Whether you’re grabbing a coffee ☕ or stretching your legs 🏃‍♂️, these witty gems keep the mood light and the vibes positive. Ready to turn your break into a mini comedy show? Let’s dive into some chuckles that make downtime the best time! 🎉✨

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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