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Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹
111 Funny child quotes
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
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Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.
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Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.
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When you realize being a walking encyclopedia was not in the parenting manual 😂📚🤔
Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.
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Parenting level unlocked: Turn mess into mystery with the classic 'closed door' technique! 🚪😄✨
Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.
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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?
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Sounds like you need earplugs, or maybe your own snoring symphony 🎶🐶😴
Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….
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It's all fun and games until you meet someone named Broccoli! 🥦😂
Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.
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When your kids have better social skills but questionable taste in friends 😅🤦♂️👶
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
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That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍