Funny cholesterol quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your heart’s got a *sweet* spot for cholesterol—literally! 💓🍕 Maybe it’s time to give that “special place” a little love by lowering those levels. After all, heart health > heart-shaped cakes! 😄🩺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"

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