Commentary:
"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
Funny cholesterol quotes
Funny cholesterol quotes offer a humorous take on a topic thatβs often taken too seriously. π₯π From witty remarks about guilty pleasures to playful jabs at health-conscious choices, these quotes bring laughter to the ups and downs of managing cholesterol. Enjoy a chuckle while thinking about those heart-healthy (or not-so-healthy) indulgences! π₯π
Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's cholesterol level is on a first-name basis with comfort food! 🧀🌭 Time to say goodbye to those cheese bratwursts and hello to some leafy greens! Your heart will thank you later! ❤️
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about cholesterol when you're speeding past it like a blur on the highway? 🏎️🍔 Life motto: pedal to the metal and burgers on the go! 😄🍔 #LivingFastAndCholesterolFree"